Get a Goldman Tattoo on your forehead for "Job Security"!

“What kind of a jerk would fire an employee that has the logo tattooed on him?”

I just found out that the Wall Street Journal isn't exclusively dry and serious all the time.

For those of you who are looking to express your loyalty to your workplace, look at this:

At age 40, tattoos weren’t on the bucket list of consultant Mahadeva Matt Mani, a suburban father who generally wears suits with a tie and a pocket handkerchief. But at a company retreat in New Orleans a few years ago, he was called upon to prove his loyalty. His firm, Booz & Co., was being purchased by PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP, and employees were worried.

To show his faith, Mr. Mani, a company principal, marched into a tattoo parlor to memorialize the new firm, Strategy&, with a 2.5-inch ampersand. “It felt right in the moment,” he said.

Even better, you might even be able to get tatted for free!

Red Hat tech worker Thomas Cameron got reimbursed for his $100 tattoo by filing it as an office supply expense. “It’s ink, right?” he said, “and you need ink in the office.”

So, who is going to get tatted up?!

Let me know what you plan on getting!

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forehead or bust

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

All good and fun until you get the offer rescinded after you get sued for trademark infringement.

Is this what non-target kids are doing nowadays?

 

Get it on your upper chest, so that when you aren't going out shirtless during the months of Nov-Apr and have to wear your v-necks chicks can see how much money you make.

This has to be a chick magnet

I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them.
 

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