Getting chicks at the WSO Conference?
So I saw that promo video that was posted for the WSO Conference 2013 and some of those girls are hotties. They look insanely socially awkward as well so getting tail won't be an issue, it's an easy pick up IMO. My only question is, what is the ratio? I don't wanna go if there is only going to be 5 chicks and 2 of them are dogmeat.
I don't need a job, I already have a good one that pays well, and going to the conference is like a 30min walk at most. The only reason I'd be going is to get my dick wet.
Is this a good or bad idea?
Holy fuck. You are thinking about going to a finance conference to get your d wet? How fucking dumb are you?
lol troll
Not sure. Based on previous posts he didn't go to high school, so that would explain a lot...
Agreed, knew a person in my grad program who skipped high school, prob the most socially stunted person I've ever met.
So easy brah... Just show them you're them you're a value play relative to the comps and you're in brah. Make sure you delever then relever your beta appropriately... Also, make sure you adjust for the size premium... Size matters brah...
In terms of ratios, the Dude / Chick Coverage ratio is pretty high, but if your Chill : Pull ratio is high enough, it shouldn't be an issue...
Bro, I heard it's a 5:5
This thread has potential...
Exactly what I was thinking. Haven't seen a thread with this much potential in quite a while.
Oh geez. This guy. If you need to ask about getting action you probably aren't going to get action.
Homepage this please!
The only way you're going to get your dick wet is if you spill a drink on your pants.
Homepaging this thread would just promote troll behavior in the future. Better to lock this thread.
I wouldn't say lock it, just don't promote this idiocy.
Homepage. also, make reason #27 to go to the conference "hotness of bishes at conference" and you'll get record sign ups for one day.
Strong username to post correlation, applies to OP as well.
This blows my mind. Thoughts like this make me doubt humanity a little more each day.
You have to be a panelist and/or sit at the VIP/WSO Staff table. Certified Users will also get lapel pins. Women who are in the above categories are Unicorns and should be handed gifts and never spoken to unless vouched for by at least two Certified Users.
I would say your chances are close to 100%. Think about it, a bunch of lonely guys looking for jobs pacing around the room like idiots. Then...you walk in. With your swagger and employment you will clearly be BSD status and the ladies will have no other option but to sacrifice their morals to you.
You will be the epitome of prestige, I would go.
I was there... Not a single girl above a 6 in sight (Except for the 2 paid to sell those books). Must miss if you're looking for girls.
I don't get why any girls above 6 want to pay to attend this... I mean I can get free drinks anytime I want.
I think it's a troll but the thread's shown potential.
A bunch of internet finance guys talking about the prospects of getting laid. Hmmm, I wonder.
Just attend the after conference bar event and pick up a local or something.
A local? Are there townie bars in NYC?
ive only ever heard of one guy pulling from WSO events...
Urban legend.
I suggest this tread be merged with the Wharton beach party thread.
xoxo
you could probably pick up this chick
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