Got an offer at a BB, HOW CAN I USE THIS TO RIZZ GIRLS?

I will be working in the IBD at a BB, I was wondering how can I use this to get more girls? Any advice? I was first thinking about doing a comparable universe of girls I know in Microsoft Excel, and proceed to tell everyone of them I work in IB, and depending on how they react, I will rank them as more attractive. What should I do next?

 
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Immediately update your LinkedIn title to "Incoming Investment Banker" and make an announcement if not done already. Bitches will FLOCK to you

 

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