Got an offer at a BB, HOW CAN I USE THIS TO RIZZ GIRLS?
I will be working in the IBD at a BB, I was wondering how can I use this to get more girls? Any advice? I was first thinking about doing a comparable universe of girls I know in Microsoft Excel, and proceed to tell everyone of them I work in IB, and depending on how they react, I will rank them as more attractive. What should I do next?
Immediately update your LinkedIn title to "Incoming Investment Banker" and make an announcement if not done already. Bitches will FLOCK to you
Seems legit. Can't wait to check my announcement post every 5 minutes!!
Disclaimer: doesn’t apply if OPs job is in back office
You got an internship or FT offer?
get a tattoo of the BB logo on your forehead - women will come flocking once they see Goldman Sachs or Morgan Stanley across the dome
Seems very cool! But do you think HR will allow me to keep the job with a tattoo in my face?
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