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Say you have a new girl and then block her on whatsapp, Facebook, instagram and so on

Text her

You: hey boo Her: blahblahblah:) You: whoops wrong number lmao

Kinda happened to me recently. I just stopped responding to her texts...

@"surferdude867" might be able to help you

Seriously, guys, I'm not fucking around. I wanna date this one girl exclusively, so I need to drop some other girls. Some of whom may or may not mistakenly believe we're in a relationship. All nice girls, but they need to get out of my life. Don't wanna hurt feelers too bad though.

Tell her you just found out you're gay.

"It's not me. It's you."

"Sorry, I don't want to see you anymore."

"I'm ready to get serious with a relationship. Unfortunately, it's not with you."

Who cares? Just tell them it's not working out. It probably doesn't matter much how you dump her, you're still dumping her.

Just be an asshole. You will be referred to as that "asshole/sociopath/commitment phobe" regardless of the method you use to dump her, so do it in a way that drives the point across as efficiently as you can. Here's a secret—girls are delusional narcissists. If you give some "it's not you, it's me" excuse, she will deduce that, because the situation at hand has nothing to do with her (she's, like, perfect, didn't you know?), she just needs to wait for you to emotionally ripen before you come crawling back. Be prepared for some light pseudo-stalking and late night drunken phone harassment! Save yourselves both some time and energy and just DUMP her as clearly and succinctly as possible. Be a dick. It's doesn't matter if you're completely compassionate or thoughtful during the process, because she'll spin a story to make you seem like a selfish, unhinged bastard to her friends anyway.

Also, how you dump a girl doesn't really matter. The messiness that ensues after a breakup is directly proportional to her ego/emotional instability. It doesn't matter if you were in a relationship for 5 years or went on 5 dates, a crazy betch is a crazy betch. Prepare for such.

Ah yes, the break up with the "we're not in a relationship but we're kinda dating because its more than talking and emotionless fucking" girl(s). This is my specialty.

First, this problem can be dealt with early on by having a "talk" early on about what you both have in mind for each other. Say that you're not looking for anything serious right now because [reasons], but you do enjoy her company and would like to continue seeing her. Reassure her that its her call when to call it off if it becomes too much for her. In the future when she starts to pester you about becoming serious (she will) just remind her of your chat and that you still feel the same way. Let her go if she doesn't want to continue. Literally do not put up any form of objection or argument.

If you're good at reading people's emotions you can time a similar chat like the above for anytime when you feel that she's at the point of liking you too much. I tell them that I'd rather hurt them a little now, rather than a lot down the road. Its a necessary evil, like ripping a band-aid off.

She will think you're an asshole, but its w/e because you're out with other girls. Do not contact her. Don't talk to her AT ALL. Her hate for you will subside eventually and she'll reach back out to you. At this point, depending where you are in life, either ignore her or pick her back up. Eventually her cooler head will prevail, and she'll come around to the idea that you really are a sweet guy who was looking out for HER feelings by breaking up with her.

The trick to all of this is to always have the impression that you are willing to walk away from her at any moment. I don't really believe in the alpha/beta way of talking to girls. As long as you're a sex God you can talk to her however you like whether you're reminding her that you have options when she argues with you, or you're sending her cute lovey texts just because.

This method allows you to be an asshole without being remembered as an asshole. It is also the best way to have your cake and eat it too until it doesn't work out anymore. It works 80% of the time. Do this right, and you'll always have a group of girls whom you parted with on semi-good terms, who will probably not turn down an invite to go out sometime in the future.

Sometimes I just stop responding to their texts and they get the message, but I do think this is the most brutal way to go about it. Reserve this approach for girls you really don't have a solid base with yet.

Tl;dr - D.E.N.N.I.S System

Why don't you just tell them you can't meet anymore because you've entered into an exclusive relationship with another girl, ie the truth

Just be yourself

Being an asshole is a drawn out way of doing it. And to be honest, you should always be an asshole.

IMO, just ghost out. Like do whatever you want. Butt hurt will ensue.

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the only reason to break up with a girl like a little betch is if she's your wife and you don't want to lose half your shit. but even then, you're still probably going to lose half your shit.

Problem is girls are always thinking (even if you tell them) you date them exclusively.

weird advice: tell them the truth? that you found the "one" ? Imo the truth is always the best way and the less hurtful

tell her you have AIDS

I think there's only three options:

1) The truth 2) A ridiculous lie (turned gay, aids, etc) 3) Slow fade

Just say you want to focus on work/school/family/church/whatever at this point in your life. Although, it doesn't really matter what you say because you will still be the asshole. Always.

Good luck, report back with some crazy bitch texts!

If the girl is the clingy type or you've been with her for a while, tell her straight up in person (the more clingy, the more blunt you should be). Otherwise just slowly fade out, take more time to respond to her, she'll get the message.

i've taken to responding to every text 12 hours late and with yung lean lyrics. will report back. 2 days deep.

Just do what I've done in the past. I'll admit its a total dick move and will likely make them feel like shit but hey it gets the message across. After you have sex with them, attempt to pay them for their services.

Place a few dollars on the bedside table in the morning, say thanks again, and head off to work.

send them the link to this forum and let them figure it out themselves