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I made it less than a minute before stopping...could you imagine having to work with this woman regularly

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

It might be worth a couple years in jail to take a hammer to that bitches hands. God, what a moron.

I am sure there is an 18 year old with better hands that you could pay 300 bucks and they would do it. Fire this fool for the love of god!

 
ANTIt might be worth a couple years in jail to take a hammer to that bitches hands. God, what a moron.

I am sure there is an 18 year old with better hands that you could pay 300 bucks and they would do it. Fire this fool for the love of god!

Don't put the hammer in her head, smash her hands. Prob little to no jail time and this chick would shut up.

But all joking aside, he had gestures are what annoys me the most. In combination with what she's saying, she appears so pompous. She's doing a job that literally anyone could do. At least real models have to walk/wear dresses/stay thin. All this bitch has to do is not slam her hand in a door.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
was once a hand model.
In 1976, James Hunt broke the sound barrier through Eau Rouge only to retire before the event finished... following the race he had sex with three Belgian nurses at the clubhouse near La Source.
 
James Hunt
was once a hand model.

Man, I always wanted to pretend to be a hand model.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
LIBORFor you Seinfeld fans, shes a regular Ray McKigney.

I actually immediately thought of the Man Hands episode when I realized what the hell was going on.

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