Hedge Fund Manager Marries Princess

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Hedge Fund Guy Christopher O’Neill marries Swedish Princess Madeline.

O’Neill had also invited many of his super-rich friends, such as Opel heir Georg von Opel, Cadbury chocolate heir Joel Cadbury, Colombian billionaire Alejandro Santo Domingo, and Aidan and Fizzy Barclay. Other well-known invitees were Duran Duran band member John Taylor, the CEO of fashion retailer H&M, Karl-Johan Persson, and golfer Jesper Parnevik.

O'Neill, 38, is a partner and head of research at Noster Capital, a value investing hedge fund. [BusinessInsider]

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/hedge-fund-manager-weds-swedish-royal-20…

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StryfeDSP

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Princess, add 5 to rating. 9/10 would totally bang and try to impregnate.

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D M StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Princess, add 5 to rating. 9/10 would totally bang and try to impregnate.

You're right, I forgot to take into account her status. However I think we're overvaluing her a bit still. I'd say being a princess adds 3.5 points.

So, 7.5/10 would grace her butt with pee

 
Amphipathic

Mediterranean women are hairy so subtract a point or two.

I don't think Sweden is considered Mediterranean bro

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D M Amphipathic:

Mediterranean women are hairy so subtract a point or two.

I don't think Sweden is considered Mediterranean bro

Jesus good call, why did I think that said spain lol

 

She does have kind of a Spanish look to her... kinda

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StryfeDSP

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

 

He comes from a rich blue-blood NYC family, so it's actually not that surprising. If she married someone from a working class background who worked his way up, then that would be truly something.

 
Little Engine Would

Princesses are still a thing? Fucking barbarians

Eh, depends on the country. It seems like it worked out pretty well for Norway...

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BlackHat StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Looks like Noster Capital manages only $63mm. So if it is financial success that the princess is going after she could have locked up much higher AUM than this guy. So presumably she really liked him for his personality? Or maybe Noster can tap into its newly found royal connection to get some more allocations from the various Euro blue blood Family Offices.

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brandon st randy BlackHat: StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Looks like Noster Capital manages only $63mm. So if it is financial success that the princess is going after she could have locked up much higher AUM than this guy. So presumably she really liked him for his personality?

Possibly, given that he's the main investor of his $63m fund...
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huanleshalemei brandon st randy: BlackHat: StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Looks like Noster Capital manages only $63mm. So if it is financial success that the princess is going after she could have locked up much higher AUM than this guy. So presumably she really liked him for his personality?

Possibly, given that he's the main investor of his $63m fund...

Still $63MM AUM more than you :)

But in all seriousness, good for him - it seems like he married at least partly for love and not status. Congrats to him, I think we'd all take the chance to marry a princess that's willing to live in an apartment (albeit a nice one).

 
Going Concern StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Just wow. What kind of standards do you have?

Misc standards son

 
BlackHat StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Am I not cool then?

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captainradio

I'm just disappointed that no one has used the word 'Preftige' in this thread so far.

You mean the word you just said, invalidating your comment?

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