Hedge Fund Manager Marries Princess

Kinda sad that I saw this on dealbreaker first.

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Princess, add 5 to rating. 9/10 would totally bang and try to impregnate.

D M:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Princess, add 5 to rating. 9/10 would totally bang and try to impregnate.

Spoken like a true minion of finance. Thumbs up.

D M:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Princess, add 5 to rating. 9/10 would totally bang and try to impregnate.

You're right, I forgot to take into account her status. However I think we're overvaluing her a bit still. I'd say being a princess adds 3.5 points.

So, 7.5/10 would grace her butt with pee

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Amphipathic:

Mediterranean women are hairy so subtract a point or two.

I don't think Sweden is considered Mediterranean bro

D M:

Amphipathic:

Mediterranean women are hairy so subtract a point or two.

I don't think Sweden is considered Mediterranean bro

Jesus good call, why did I think that said spain lol

She does have kind of a Spanish look to her... kinda

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

He comes from a rich blue-blood NYC family, so it's actually not that surprising. If she married someone from a working class background who worked his way up, then that would be truly something.

Princesses are still a thing? Fucking barbarians

Her ex cheated on her with a handball player. Am I the only one dying from the irony?

Little Engine Would:

Princesses are still a thing? Fucking barbarians

Little Engine Would:

Princesses are still a thing? Fucking barbarians

Eh, depends on the country. It seems like it worked out pretty well for Norway...

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Just wow. What kind of standards do you have?

Also put a shirt on, for crying out loud.

You're making me feel inadequate.

She's very pretty but why the hell does it look like she plans to kill someone? That smile is scary.

brandon st randy:

BlackHat:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Looks like Noster Capital manages only $63mm. So if it is financial success that the princess is going after she could have locked up much higher AUM than this guy. So presumably she really liked him for his personality?

huanleshalemei:

brandon st randy:

BlackHat:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Looks like Noster Capital manages only $63mm. So if it is financial success that the princess is going after she could have locked up much higher AUM than this guy. So presumably she really liked him for his personality?

Possibly, given that he's the main investor of his $63m fund...

Still $63MM AUM more than you :)

But in all seriousness, good for him - it seems like he married at least partly for love and not status. Congrats to him, I think we'd all take the chance to marry a princess that's willing to live in an apartment (albeit a nice one).

<span class=keyword_link><a href=/resources/skills/finance/going-concern>Going Concern</a></span>:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

Just wow. What kind of standards do you have?

Misc standards son

BlackHat:

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

HF guys getting married to Swedish chicks is apparently what all the cool kids are doing these days

Am I not cool then?

I'm just disappointed that no one has used the word 'Preftige' in this thread so far.

captainradio:

I'm just disappointed that no one has used the word 'Preftige' in this thread so far.

You mean the word you just said, invalidating your comment?

StryfeDSP:

Eyebrows too far apart, ugly nose flair, smile far too wide, too much lipstick - 4/10 would not bang.

I always feel like dudes who trash decent looking chicks on the internet get no pussy