Hierarchy of guys models want

We’ve all seen the models and bottles talk on here so I wanted to provide some clarification as to how much models actually DONT want to bang you.

I made a list of everyone (in order) who’s currently ahead of finance guys to get laid by models.

1.Musicians 2.Actors 3.Athletes 4.Other models 5.CEO’s 6.YouTubers (LOL) 7.Politicians 8.News anchors 9.Doctors 10.Finance fucks

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Ok coomer.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

huge dong. i heard he hung himself with it.

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"Madisonave" DONT
"Madisonave" CEO’s

and dudes who struggle with basic punctuation.

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Dating a model sounds incredibly dull. This bitch is literally employed as an ephemeral clothing rack.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Nobody gives a fuck and there's actually not much model talk here. Plus people who try to get laid solely based on their jobs probably suck - it's just that the top actors, athletes, youtubers etc are well known so they don't have to even mention it.

 

It’s a joke m8 if you really don’t give a fuck why did you go anonymous just to say you don’t give a fuck? If you really didn’t give a fuck you wouldn’t say anything like the rest of the people who don’t give a fuck.

 
"ironman32" I feel "model" doesn't carry the cache it use to, mainly because there are so many models out there.

Also, models just can't be hot anymore, they need to have some (business) sense. I think we all know that chick from high school who was dumb as rocks who is still single and still dumb as rocks.

They don't even need to be hot. There were hardly any actually truly hot models on America's Next Top Model.

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"ironman32"I feel "model" doesn't carry the cache it use to, mainly because there are so many models out there.

And because any decently attractive (or just photogenic) girl can be a "model" as long as they have an instagram and a discount code

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Model is used pretty loosely today especially with Instagram around.

Interested in health tech, consulting, and entrepreneurship.
 

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