edit 2: in case it wasnt clear, coworker is a russian working in the UK so their english isn't so great.
Me: Hi, I noted on your obligatory form return you included the rank of partner (they're a junior). Such attempts at humour do not conform to FIRM policy as such I have to place a humour warning please refrain from any other attempts to make my life more interesting in the future
Coworker: I am sorry my name, I will try to hold myself!!!
Me... Good, it will be appreciated, I will put it down to alcohol abuse
Coworker: I think it is your attempt at humour, you can stop with your comments from now on, I said sorry, I thought you got that it was not done on purpose!
Me... all is forgiven (smiley but didn't show, the :D one)
Coworker: Next time when you decide to threaten me with any kind of abuses, I would recommend to think twice! It will not be tolerated again! If you want to complain, you can talk to my manager...
Gotta love fridays!
edited for formatting.
huh
You smoking wheat, son?
you remind me of the assistant coach from waterboy.
came in expecting a good chuckle.......left confused
+++1
merp?
not sure what's so hard to understand about this, just about every troglodyte I have on my friends list got it... including the english majors....
Was this written in another language and then copied and pasted from Google translate?
the dude is russian, does noone read the tags?
I do like the "humour warning" but the presentation certainly detracts from the experience, even after multiple edits.
What the fuck was that? If his English sucks, a bit stupid of you to try 'humour' with him.
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