Hot babe drought for Finance Bros

I have noticed over the past year that a lot of the target girls that I'm tryna score are going to some random education major or something crazy like that. Im 22 making more than her Dad what's the deal? Why are these bitches hooking up with my kids future gym teacher when I'm stuck with a non-target asian from northwestern or nyu :(
Someone get a quant to figure this shit out with math or derivatives or something
Ps. If you're telling me it's just me or that your getting action, porn doesn't count or you went to Yale
freefromfap #nonut #ifyouwenttoyaleyourgay
Clearly the back office losers that are actually using this site to try and get a job are tight with my troll post. Enjoy accounting

 

Judging by your name, you're probably working at RBC or DB rather than Evercore. Even if you were at Evercore, no girl above a 5/10 knows what it is. 

However, my GS offer letter did come with a clause that explicitly stated we can only get with 8/10+ or we'd have the offer rescinded. Can't have bad PR. 

 

If you’re at GS it’s probably a shit group judging from that fact that you have time to post on WSO in the middle of the day.

 

I still think I should be allowed to shoot people who abuse the use of hashtags outside context

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

This is self defense pure and simple, you're in the clear.

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

This just screams I have no game or personality and rely on my prestigious school/background to get me ass. You sound like some loser who posts greentexts on R9K on muh state mandated gf where?!?! Go get yourself some tendies with your good boy points OP.

 

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