Hot babe drought for Finance Bros
I have noticed over the past year that a lot of the target girls that I'm tryna score are going to some random education major or something crazy like that. Im 22 making more than her Dad what's the deal? Why are these bitches hooking up with my kids future gym teacher when I'm stuck with a non-target asian from northwestern or nyu :(
Someone get a quant to figure this shit out with math or derivatives or something
Ps. If you're telling me it's just me or that your getting action, porn doesn't count or you went to Yale
freefromfap #nonut #ifyouwenttoyaleyourgay Clearly the back office losers that are actually using this site to try and get a job are tight with my troll post. Enjoy accounting
Maybe because the education major actually has game and doesn’t think that his salary automatically entitles him to pussy. OP might be a troll but the 15 year olds on here might need to know this.
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His WHAT?
Sorry OP, my Evercore hiring contract states that I can get 3 hot babes per week instead of free coffee.
Seems like a fair trade-off but my Starbucks bill is getting expensive...
Judging by your name, you're probably working at RBC or DB rather than Evercore. Even if you were at Evercore, no girl above a 5/10 knows what it is.
However, my GS offer letter did come with a clause that explicitly stated we can only get with 8/10+ or we'd have the offer rescinded. Can't have bad PR.
Oh darn, you got me. I’m at Nomura... at least my Asian hinge game goes hard
If you’re at GS it’s probably a shit group judging from that fact that you have time to post on WSO in the middle of the day.
what on earth is this post
I still think I should be allowed to shoot people who abuse the use of hashtags outside context
This is self defense pure and simple, you're in the clear.
... what do you have against asian girls?
This just screams I have no game or personality and rely on my prestigious school/background to get me ass. You sound like some loser who posts greentexts on R9K on muh state mandated gf where?!?! Go get yourself some tendies with your good boy points OP.
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
You fugly. That's why
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/09/harvards-class-201…
Harvard did a study about this. Only Jews, prep schoolers, and LGBT come in with any sexual experience. The study was done in 2013, probably way more virgins today.
Any chance you can find one for Notre Dame?
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