How do I get pussy in college?
I spent most of my years in high school studying and worrying about college admissions. I was friendly with a few girls, but I never really took it too far. So obviously, I'm still a virgin. I'm a first year at a target school now and I would like to start smashing some poon once quarantine ends. Can some of the guys (or even the girls) on this forum give some advice? Should I aim for top shelf pussy (my ultimate goal) right away or should I start low and work my way up? Do I become friends with a girl first and then smash, or should I go to some college party and finesse my way in there? I'm a pretty good looking guy (don't mean to brag), but I see some very early signs of balding, so I would like to get some poon fast before my hair loss becomes noticeable. This is not a troll post. Thank you all very much for taking the time to educate the young clueless guys on here.
Workout and lift. Join clubs and groups. Do some activities. Make friends.
Ok but I'm thinking of the social dynamics right before it happens. How does it play out? Let's say I find a girl who I genuinely like and befriend her. How do I take it to the next level? And what if I want to smash some rando I just met at a party? How would that work?
If you're looking for friends, make friends. If you wanna date her, ask her out. If you wanna fuck her, ask her out or ask her to an event. Make your intentions know up-front. Ddues come through thinking they're gonna trick a chick into falling for them and shit bro she don't want that slow beta shit. You gonna be spending 2 hours on AIM with her listening to her tell you about how hard that dude she met yesteday railed her
And start smokign weed. If she smoke you poke. Stoner chicks love dick
Prospect asking the important questions here
Basically the same as PE recruiting... you really need to get started in high school to be successful. How could I even give advice to someone who didn't have the initiative to smash at least 1 chick in HS?
Is smashing chicks the norm in HS? I'm not the OP, but I am Asian.
(OP here) Nah man, I'm sure there are plenty of virgins in HS who would have no trouble. I just never put myself out there, but I'm sure I could figure it out now.
False, in HS didn't even hold a girls hand. Body count over 60 now.
Work out and get on some dating apps. Most importantly. don't make it a focus. The only two types of guys who can't get laid in college are people who a) don't put themselves out at all or b) try too hard and reek of desperation
Better hurry up and get a wife before your hair falls out.
go outdoors nerd
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Maybe WSO should add a new course
Workout and watch zyzz mclovin
Dorm floor is the easiest. Become best friends with the girls there. Party with them. Study with them. Eat with them. Hang out with them in their rooms. "Cuddle" with them when you get the chance. All of this will lead you to smashing
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Add some interviews and an Excel spreadsheet and we got that new WSO course
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Dude... don't quote my giant ass comment. Just call me a virgin and move on.
Brilliant advice, BallsOnChinBoy. You are truly a scholar in the arts and sciences of poon smashing.
better see this in the best of 2021 thread
Lol do not plan anything out like this. It’s insane to put this much effort in something as straightforward as sex in college. The more you think about it the harder it becomes. There’s probably trillions of sex acts in the world each year, you don’t need an elaborate plan, you need to not reek of desperation which means not putting it on a pedestal.
Yeah, I agree that if you follow BallsOnChinBoy's advice word for word, you would seem stilted and awkward and no girl would touch you. But I think the gist of it is true. For the most part, you have to seem confident and on top of the hierarchy to get the best pussy,
Legit question- You say that chicks who drink more want to get laid more, but all I hear from the crazy SJW's at my school is that if a woman has had any alcohol content, it is rape. I'm worried I'm going to wind up banging some chick who the next day says something like "I was too drunk... etc." There are so many SJW's at my school who feel 'empowered' by accusing men of assault (My one friend got head from a girl, but she apparently was 'assaulted' even though SHE was the one who gave him head). And obviously I don't want to make someone uncomfortable because assault is a common issue. How drunk is too drunk, in your opinion?
Well for one, don't try to bring home any SJW's....that's just asking for trouble.
Most girls are well aware of their actions and are just out drinking to have fun like everyone else. Don't be dumb and use your best judgement. If she is falling over/can't walk straight, slurring most of her words, vomiting, etc., then she is probably too drunk and its not worth your trouble. Move on to a different girl.
What a predatory and disgusting thread, this is why I have trust issues towards my guy friends.
No worries. Guys that possess this information aren’t friends with girls they want to smash.
O cmon. Let’s not pretend college girls don’t want to get railed at the peak Of their physical peak.
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Only with attractive guys
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