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How Important Are Looks When It Comes To Dating Women?

It depends on how funny you are and how rich you are. Women love a good laugh and a nice yacht. 

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The last 10% was my effort to give women the benefit of the doubt. A common question men ask of women is "Tell me what you want in a man?", which is like asking how many guys she's slept with, an invitation to be lied to. Because she'll almost invariably answer with some combination of

• sense of humor

• intelligence

sensitivity

• emotional stability

Another thing to watch out for is the code words women use. Here is a translation guide for dealing with women.

Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.

Means: I want a rich man

Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.

Means: I want a rich man

Says: He's from a really good family.

Means: He's from a really rich family.

 

If you're on the same playing field as her, then looks definitely matter. But if you're making 10x more than her, then looks wouldn't matter as much since she can tell herself (and her friends) that she landed a 'high-value man'. 

 

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