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Coaching service or tutor service is the quickest thing that comes to mind. Maybe resume or CL writing service.

You’d earn $50-150 an hour.

If the deadline is urgent, it may be worth looking into getting a loan or using your credit limit for credit card. $200 doesn’t seem outlandish for a loan or credit card payment.

Last option is to look to your support system for help.

 
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I think Louis CK or someone had a bit about this, but $200 is high for that

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Offer to... suck 1 person's dick for $200

I think Louis CK or someone had a bit about this, but $200 is high for that

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