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DBCooper

Get long the Daddy Issue Index.

I've been rolling with the DXX for like...28 years

 
peinvestor2012

Similar to an insurance policy on her life? I think that is the way to go.

WSO celebrity death pool?

I'll toss in 5 bananas.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 

Long: bleach, coke, pregnancy tests, morning-after pills, American Society of Plastic Surgeons, whichever brand condoms big black guys wea... wait

Short: society, hope, education, Disney, New York Jets

 

If the borrow on Miley is too high, you might still be able to short Amanda Bynes as a skank proxy and buy long dated way out of the money puts for an early bet on Selena Gomez as a levered bet on Disney kid stars turned coke whores.

 
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SirTradesaLot

If the borrow on Miley is too high, you might still be able to short Amanda Bynes as a skank proxy and buy long dated way out of the money puts for an early bet on Selena Gomez as a levered bet on Disney kid stars turned coke whores.

The Amanda Bynes trade is over. Her stock might still go to zero but there isn't enough market cap left to make it a worthwhile trade.

LEAP puts on Gomez though, that sounds promising.

There's also a possible long trade in the distressed assets of Britney Spears. It's still pretty early but there might be a turnaround in progress.

You could also play the dying industry liquidation play in shares of Teri Hatcher and Demi Moore. I'm not a big fan of the sunset trade, but to each their own.

 

Long: long hair

Short: short bleached hair

GET IT!!!

Seriously:

Short: DIS

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 
Xepa

All the publicity 1 week before her new album drops?

Forget that, I'm going long! In more ways than one!

exactly
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 
WalMartShopper Xepa:

All the publicity 1 week before her new album drops?

Forget that, I'm going long! In more ways than one!

exactly

bruh bruh All publicity is not good publicity. Miley does not do the bad girl thing well. It will be a net negative.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
West Coast rainmaker

Cyrus / Rehab convergence trade.

Pre-rehab: Short DIS

Post-rehab: Long DIS

She will probably use some sort of "Mel Gibson Defense."

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