How to Short Miley Cyrus??
Does anyone know of any vehicles that can be used to get short exposure on this broad?
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Get long the Daddy Issue Index.
I've been rolling with the DXX for like...28 years
Could always buy Miley Cyrus Default Swaps
Similar to an insurance policy on her life? I think that is the way to go.
WSO celebrity death pool?
I'll toss in 5 bananas.
lolol at everything above
Go long on cocaine.
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Long: bleach, coke, pregnancy tests, morning-after pills, American Society of Plastic Surgeons, whichever brand condoms big black guys wea... wait
Short: society, hope, education, Disney, New York Jets
Long heavy metal, short One Direction. That is all.
I mean... Did you see her? Wasn't everything about her short enough as is?
If the borrow on Miley is too high, you might still be able to short Amanda Bynes as a skank proxy and buy long dated way out of the money puts for an early bet on Selena Gomez as a levered bet on Disney kid stars turned coke whores.
I bought 2,000 January 40 OTM puts on Selena after watching "Spring Breakers"... just awful!
The Amanda Bynes trade is over. Her stock might still go to zero but there isn't enough market cap left to make it a worthwhile trade.
LEAP puts on Gomez though, that sounds promising.
There's also a possible long trade in the distressed assets of Britney Spears. It's still pretty early but there might be a turnaround in progress.
You could also play the dying industry liquidation play in shares of Teri Hatcher and Demi Moore. I'm not a big fan of the sunset trade, but to each their own.
Long black asses
Hey Ackman, I'm about to Icahn your ass and Long Miley til the cows come home
I won. just like Icahn.
Long: long hair
Short: short bleached hair
GET IT!!!
Seriously:
Short: DIS
We can structure an SPV and develop an objective measure of her value. 10 Gs in an escrow account (can't take on the counter party risk with a non-certified user) and we settle up in 6 months after she drops that fire Bangerz and tops the charts. I think she is still 2 years from a Britney/Bynes type meltdown.
Why would you short her? All this publicity would make her stock rise, not fall... is this your first rodeo?
She was probably trying to get everyone on board before going massively short on DIS. It reminds me of South Park Satin vs. Jesus. Does anyone remember this?
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/petition-to-make-party-in-the-usa…
2 years till Miley crashes/burns? Bynes took less and so did Britney.
All the publicity 1 week before her new album drops?
Forget that, I'm going long! In more ways than one!
bruh bruh All publicity is not good publicity. Miley does not do the bad girl thing well. It will be a net negative.
Cyrus / Rehab convergence trade.
Pre-rehab: Short DIS
Post-rehab: Long DIS
She will probably use some sort of "Mel Gibson Defense."
Have you seen the chart sales the past 2 days? Clearly has worked. Miley understands Capitalism.
Selling Taylor Swift @ 25, any buyers?
@BTbanker
25 cents? overvalued
Nope, 25 chinchillas.
Is CNBC getting article ideas from lurking WSO? http://www.cnbc.com/id/100994846
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