HR's Wet Dream

I feel that the candidate that would cause the most ferocious wet dream is:

  1. A high-ranking member of the LGBBQ / LGHDTV community
  2. Underwent multiple gender surgeries (i.e. male to female and back to female) but still retained their 2-inch punisher
  3. Of mixed race with the exact weightings of 23% Latina + 65% African + 12% Indigenous
  4. Fa-, sorry horizontally gifted
  5. Looks essentially like "Gorlock the Destroyer" (please Google as part of your diligence)
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