If Drake and Future were Year 1 Analysts

Future: I’m on some caffeine and adderall I got some ChatGPT I need to prompt I don’t know where from I should pull these comps I’m a banker until the day I fall, banker until the day I fall

Drake comes in

Drake: Yeah, as long as my VP love it I could GAF about no associate as long as my VP love it

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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