If Drake and Future were Year 1 Analysts

Future: I’m on some caffeine and adderall I got some ChatGPT I need to prompt I don’t know where from I should pull these comps I’m a banker until the day I fall, banker until the day I fall

Drake comes in

Drake: Yeah, as long as my VP love it I could GAF about no associate as long as my VP love it

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