I'm hammered...anybody else?

It's 3:45 European Continental time.

I hope I am not the only one.

This is a completely pointless thread, but it is the Monkeying Around section and lately it has only been stuff about god, so let's see where this goes, if anywhere.

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never heard of your friendly deli/bar that doesn't card, or your friend with a bunch of blank pieces of plastic with strange barcodes on the back? :)

Not tonight, unfortunately, have too much to do, been slacking all day. And I'm poor, hit it pretty nice last night :)

 

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