In Light of So Many Dating Posts on this Forum...

...I will share a quote for all the immature turds frequenting here, which was relayed by a wise man, who lived in the 1100 BC. He said: "Don't consider yourself to be sexually attracted to a woman if you don't think you would be able to withstand the smell of her poop for the rest of your life" (Wise Man hanging out with Marcus Aurelius after a quick gym session together) 

This was then repeated by many notable folks in history afterwards, including Churchill, Roosevelt, Spongebob, and Donald Duck.   

Turds: this quote can be interpreted both literally and metaphorically. Good day to you all except for those, who are crypto evangelists here.  

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