Jerk Off between meeting?
So just curious how many times you guys release tension throughout the day since y’all are WFH? Just wanted to get a sense of the average here
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A lot!
I think I've become addicted to porn during quarantine
Ok but give me a number here
2-10 times a day, but sometimes I'm just edging
You have to at least hit double digits or else those are just rookie numbers.
This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.
Im scared I wont be able to adjust back to the office where I cant be in a constant state of jerking off. Anyone have tips?
Maybe take more bathroom breaks? Or buy extra compression pants to hide
Depends on what hand. When my manager is OOF, I'll throw in a finger to add some excitement.
OOOF Idk bout that chief
You should ask when am I NOT jerking off?
Ha!
0.5-29 depending on my schedule
Does 0.5 mean semi- completion?
Just edging tbh
Gotta keep the rhythm below the belt
SB if you have jacked off in the office. I used to do it all the fucking time last summer. Really hard to concentrate without it
I want to keep jacking off but my balls hurt now.
There's ways to make it better
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Before covid-WFH my old firm had people who would rub one out in the handicapped washroom a few floors below us on a daily basis while laying down on the pullout station (similar to the Murphy bed type platform that pulls out from the wall & is normally used to change a baby’s diaper)
I thought this was weird af but supposedly it’s normal?
Anyways these same dudes must be jerkin it real often now that they’re at home, wouldn’t put it past them to be doing weird shit while on mute during calls too.
every hour of the day
During my SA stint I would jack off every other day in the same stall and jizz on the floor/toilet seat. Not cleaning it at all. Had to do whatever it took to assert dominance
Was that you? I lost my shit that day
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