One of our lead accountants came in at 9:15am this morning (we usually start around 8 or 9) and immediately apologized and said "Sorry guys, I'm working marketing department hours today, will be leaving early too."
We've now been making fun of marketing all morning.
It's the small things sometimes.
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How depressed are you that you think that was funny?
Isn't clinical diagnosis a job requirement for a corpfin manager?
Man what a buzzkill. Who isn't depressed in January?
Funny enough I damaged my ventromedial prefrontal cortex in a car accident at 17 and have demonstrated psychopathy tendencies since then. I was not like that at all prior. What's even weirder is that I like myself this way better.
Shades of Ben Wyatt killing with the accounting firm in parks & rec....
That said, saying "Half day today?" to someone leaving at 8pm always crushed in banking
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