Let's start a pact on AssMonkey
Let's ignore whatever AssMonkey has to say. Stop replying to his posts or arguing with him/her. Let's not waste our time.
Let's ignore whatever AssMonkey has to say. Stop replying to his posts or arguing with him/her. Let's not waste our time.
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great...we needed a 3rd thread for this topic....ON THE MAIN FORUM. I mean seriosly...there is OFFTOPIC for a reason.
Your flaming dilutes this forum.
1 post from me, gets 10 people replying with "fuck you" instead of giving their own opinion/advice.Disclaimer: The post above has been made by someone who is not currently employed in IBD, and has not had an interview yet...
fuck you
i'd love to see a picture of the kid
I can see him now: really short, slightly overweight, extremely hairy, speaks with a slight lisp. If he's managed to enrage an entire message board, it's hard to imagine that he's actually cool in person. I say either (1) he is actually like his online persona in real life (ahh!) or (2) he's the polar opposite of his online persona (painfully shy), and uses this message board to be the guy he wishes he were in person.
I'll give you a visual description: 5'11 165 lbs Athletic(but not roid rage type tho), glasses of course but I'm waiting on my vision to settle before getting lasik.
I am a bit shy, but far from painfully.
I'd say in real life I'm somewhere in the middle between your 1 and 2. Not the life of the party, but not crouched in the corner either.Disclaimer: The post above has been made by someone who is not currently employed in IBD, and has not had an interview yet...
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