Let’s Talk about your Stories

So this is super sexist, and racist. To all women in this forum, I just want to take some my to apologize profusely for this post.

But that being said, I would love to get some stories from people on their favorite hookups. I wanna be systematic about this, so when you format your comment, do so as follows:

1. Ethnicity of Girl/Guy:
2. Age it happened:
3. Position(s):
4. How long you lasted/How many times you finished:
5. The story:

This is a fucking weird post, but this shit is anonymous, so if any of you have some really great stories that you are proud of, feel free to share. I’ll go first to get things started.

1. Korean Girl
2. 19 years old
3. Cowgirl
4. None
5. Sophomore year of college this girl and I are going home together, but when we get to my apartment I realize that I didn’t have my keys. I then have the bright idea that the girl and I should start fucking right outside my front door. My pants are off and she’s right on top of me with her’s off as well, but right when I’m about to score the touchdown, my roommates come home and catch the two of us. The girl quickly pulled her pants back up and I’m sitting there on my back, my manhood laid out plainly for my roommates to see, and then the girl went home and I had to buy a new pair of keys.

Tell me some of your stories?

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