Letting Analysts Workout

Love hearing my fat coworkers complain that an analyst is at the gym from 6pm to 7pm.

People really take their corporate job more seriously than their physical body.

I don’t care if your bonus is 5g more, I’d rather not be obese.

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Perfectly fine in my view, as long as done responsibly

If every day there is a 1.5hr gym break and/or 1hr lunch break and/or 1hr dinner break, that is risky unless you are a top performer.

 

Surprised at being thrown so many monkey shits at this comment

I don’t see how the vast majority of people can expect to take 3.5hrs off a day as an analyst in an industry as demanding as banking without compromising quality delivery - unless one is extremely efficient or has limited staffing

Of course it happens - but it is a clear minority of times

I don’t understand what makes people so entitled to think they have the right to work in banking because xyz when they are not even willing to put in the effort they knew all along would be a part of the job. Prestige?

If one doesn’t want to do it upfront, why even pursuing it (vs a startup or corporate gig)?

 

Not the protein shake!!!

You just enjoy the hazing ritual of having on demand humans at the ready 24/7.

If something needs to be turned and sent in 4 hours? Different story.

But normal work streams chip away? By all means.

 

As long as you don’t hide stuff, communicate proactively and deliver when and as needed, you should be fine. Also, as an intern you should try to go above and beyond if you want a return offer, which probably slims your chances of weekday workouts. If you managed to “get it all”, you are likely a top performer, getting lucky or missing the point.

 

Was fine in my group. I would recommend just talking to your direct boss about it. I asked mine if it'd be alright for me to go to the gym from 7-8pm everyday after a week or two of noticing a pattern of nothing to do in that window. I'd bring my phone with me in case a teams message came in (only happened once that I rushed out of the gym to email a file).

Ended up working out really well with clear communication. If something was more pressing he'd let me know beforehand, and if I submitted some work that he wouldn't get back to me in time he'd say I could go earlier.

 

Honest question for those that consistently work out - do you guys have to make up for it on the back end of the night? If I work out on a typical night it ends up pushing back the time I finish working by however long my workout takes. Unless I wrap up before 9/10 or know I’m not getting comments for an hour or 2 during that part of the night, I can’t make it work.

 

What I have seen is that those who manage to do it either
- Are comfortable with delaying their bed time to 4am if needed
- Are lucky to work mostly with very chill teams, usually composed either of “hanging around” people who have lost motivation but are not sack material either; or control freaks who don’t delegate, freeing up analysts
- Cheat on staffing reporting

 

Letting analysts work out is in a great reflection of culture imo

Not allowing employees (who are sitting on a chair 16+ hours a day) exercise for 1 hour to stay fit because “the work won’t get done” reeks of controlling, dehumanizing seniors

Sometimes its wild to think the type of sociopaths that work in this industry. God forbid people work 15 hours a day instead of 16

 

Who says "5g" instead of "5K"?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

They're bankers. Their bonus is paid in units of cocaine obviously.

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There is a story.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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I would rather have an analyst be healthy and fulfilled than an extra hour of work. 6-7 is a nothing hour anyway. MDs and VPs are having dinner with their bitch wives they settled for and are dreading reviewing your terrible slides at 8. You’re not losing out on anything for them to work out for an hour. Better than jerking off in the bathroom

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

The last thing I want is a fat fucking bullpen. Not only are they expected to lift, if they don’t increase their three primary lifts year over year while maintaining or decreasing their bf%, it’s going to negatively impact their bonus. 

...but is it REPE?
 

Banking has to be one of the least efficient industries in the world where it is difficult for a junior to spend an hour away from computer after 7PM. Even if people don’t ’have an issue with it’ there are snakes in the grass.

 

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