LinkedIn Shitposts

These people that make complete AI linkedin posts gotta relax. "I built this DCF on Nvdidia and these are my thoughts". Nah, you copied and pasted a ChatGPT DCF into LinkedIn then copied a paragraph about the "Lessons" you learned from Chat into the description.

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average linkedin post is pure brainrot. actually worse than the crap I get on yt shorts and reels bc at least those guys know they're putting out brainrot.

 

I’m actually trying to build an NVIDIA model right now and it’s ridiculously difficult. I spent almost a week just doing the revenue buildout cause each of the 4 segments needs their own price schedule + different volume models + 90% of useful semiconductor information is locked behind a $500/month paywall. I see posts like this where people just copy and paste a 10k into a DCF template and wonder how tf real bankers will possibly be impressed.

 
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