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Get “Models and Bottles” tattooed on your inside lip. Your MD will love it and you’ll probably get an instant promotion.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Hard No

I don't care if you get sworn in and have to  get the full Yakuza back tattoo. So long as I never see it and therefore a client never sees it, get inked up, sleeved up and do the whole thing. But inside the lip is too vulnerable.

The poster formerly known as theAudiophile. Just turned up to 11, like the stereo.
 

Literally did not call a girl back after hooking up with her once because she revealed she had a lip tattoo.

Awful decision making

 

Same, knew with 2 girls in college who had/got them. Instant turn off in terms of "oh this is a person I can date seriously" and loss of respect. Like you tho, didn't let that get in the way of the moment.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

much more fun than a lotus leaf tattoo, those are really boring

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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