Hi!
I am freshman at Tier 1 Junior High (think DH, MLK, etc) and I want become CEO at GS. What is the best path to take? Would you recommends Harvard -> GS analyst -> Wharton MBA or Wharton -> GS analyst -> Harvard MBA?
Also, unfortunatelys I am not jewish. Would you recommend I convert now or when I turn 13? Can you recommends BB rabbi in NY for top-tier conversion?
I only want CEO at GS. Don't kid me with "Why don't you try for CEO at ML/MS/DB/UBS?" Cmon, I don't want to be some tier 2 loser CEO that is second (or worse!) in M&A.
Any informations provided will be greatly appreciated. Hopefully soon I make CEO at Goldnut Sacs...
retarded
When you turn 13? You're too funny.
I think the average age for GS CEO is 43. Make sure you are on track.
don't be dissuaded by shadymonkey's hatin. you are the coolest fictional middle schooler ever.
HILARIOUS......Jews in the hizouse!
convert to judaism and stalk lloyd blankfein at whichever temple he goes to. quote bible passages at him to show your dedication and attention to detail, until he makes you his protege.
You're talking Old Testament here, right? I don't want to screw up my chances...
Buy 51% of Goldman stock, then fire the existing CEOs then put yourself in that position. Seriously people have done that...but you're going to need an enormous amount of money.
Best part was rocking out the jewish banker stereotype.
Rest....eh
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