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destroy phone, quit job, move to an isolated area in the mountains...
...This really isn't that awkward...
You don't have to make it awkward
My worst fear.
Bang her, then make her do your work for you
What? I mean at least one of you (actually both) must have known who you were, or did you just notice that matchable lady 10 feet away from you a day after your tinder button pressing? Makes no sense.
I swipe right on everyone and don't even look until there's a match
RUN
Bro, relax. I matched with my MD's daughter and found only after the first date (needless to say, it was also the last).
You'll be fine.
You need to elaborate more. Did the word get out?
How do you accidentally match? That's not how Tinder works. Both of you think the other person is hot. Have sex already.
Why the fuck did you swipe right?
Swipe right on everyone without even looking
Never Happened.
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First you shit where you eat. Then you eat, or have no where to eat. Makes no sense.
OP, I understand the dilemma bro. You can never go back from this. You'll make googley eyes at each other all the time now, and eventually it'll lead to the steamiest bout of body to body friction ever seen on earth. Just let it build my friend, she knows you want it and vis a versa her. It's going to be epic when the day finally comes!
I would advise not to shit where you eat. But the heart wants what the heart wants!
That's not the heart
Bring it up cleverly after a few drinks at happy hour > proceed with more drinks > proceed with shots > ?? > profit
Just laugh it off, "I always swipe right to people I know, don't you?"
I always swipe right people I know because it's funny. It's only awkward if you make it awkward
If you do two end up making babies, make sure to disclose to HR if you two decide to pursue a relationship.
I'd tap that though. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SUITS? WHAT ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER?!
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