What? I mean at least one of you (actually both) must have known who you were, or did you just notice that matchable lady 10 feet away from you a day after your tinder button pressing? Makes no sense.

 

First you shit where you eat. Then you eat, or have no where to eat. Makes no sense.

OP, I understand the dilemma bro. You can never go back from this. You'll make googley eyes at each other all the time now, and eventually it'll lead to the steamiest bout of body to body friction ever seen on earth. Just let it build my friend, she knows you want it and vis a versa her. It's going to be epic when the day finally comes!

 

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I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

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