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packmate notaspammer:

In what universe is Miley Cyrus ahead of Kate Upton?

Miley is way better looking than kate upton. kate upton is gonna look gross in 5 years

Truth to the second part of this, but Miley looks gross now and Upton's at the top of her game. Kate Upton also has perfect chest beefers and a cute face.

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notaspammer:
In what universe is Miley Cyrus ahead of Kate Upton?

Miley is way better looking than kate upton. kate upton is gonna look gross in 5 years

Truth to the second part of this, but Miley looks gross now and Upton's at the top of her game. Kate Upton also has perfect chest beefers and a cute face.

To be fair to that guy, she does have a pretty strangely shaped lower body, which they usually hide in photoshoots.

Also, elbows way too pointy.

 
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notaspammer:
In what universe is Miley Cyrus ahead of Kate Upton?
Miley is way better looking than kate upton. kate upton is gonna look gross in 5 years

Truth to the second part of this, but Miley looks gross now and Upton's at the top of her game. Kate Upton also has perfect chest beefers and a cute face.

To be fair to that guy, she does have a pretty strangely shaped lower body, which they usually hide in photoshoots.

Also, elbows way too pointy.

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you guys have a "handle" on this situation........................................................puns are all i have after reviewing this list

 
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Number one girl this year: Manti Te'o's girlfriend

lmfao

and this shit is rigged, or somebody's retarded, Nina Dobrev and Candic Swanepoel should both be higher to name a couple

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

welp I guess that's that.

looks like there will be a rise in jobless claims next week. hint: Maxim writers and editors.

 

I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...but Miley Cyrus #1? Who the hell thinks that?! She's like a 7/10, if that.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.
 
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I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder...but Miley Cyrus #1? Who the hell thinks that?! She's like a 7/10, if that.

Also, in what world is Rihanna the third most attractive woman in the world?

this. she looks much more "beat" than she did 5 years ago...

 

This list is awful. Not even worthy of discussion. There were numerous girls in my highschool class of 250 that were better looking than Miley Cyrus. They're just looking to get as many clicks to the article as possible.

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Like I said, so much wrong with it.

Need to be lower: Jessica Alba (not that she's lost her hotness but theres hotter women out there) Miley Selena Gomez Emma Watson (shouldnt even be on there) Rihanna Ashley Tisdale Taylor Swift Lea Michele

Need to be higher: Candice Yvonne Strahovski (so hot) Zoe Saldana Amber Heard Emilia Clarke Katie Cassidy

Biggest thing - Meghan Markle isnt even on there! List loses all credibility.

 
FinancialNoviceII

Need to be lower:
Jessica Alba (not that she's lost her hotness but theres hotter women out there)
Emma Watson (shouldnt even be on there)

I hate saying this, but you're right about Alba. Top 50, but not top 20. I'd also say leave Watson on the list (personally, I find her smoking, but I know a lot of people don't think she's *that* hot), just drop her down a couple dozen spots.
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Biggest thing - Meghan Markle isnt even on there! List loses all credibility.

It's like a dagger to my heart, bro. I cannot believe she didn't make this list. Also, think Rachel McAdams should've been higher and Rose Leslie should've at least gotten an honorable mention, if not somewhere on the list (maybe pale redheads are only my thing...).

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
FinancialNoviceII

Like I said, so much wrong with it.

Need to be lower:
Jessica Alba (not that she's lost her hotness but theres hotter women out there)
Miley
Selena Gomez
Emma Watson (shouldnt even be on there)
Rihanna
Ashley Tisdale
Taylor Swift
Lea Michele

Need to be higher:
Candice
Yvonne Strahovski (so hot)
Zoe Saldana
Amber Heard
Emilia Clarke
Katie Cassidy

Biggest thing - Meghan Markle isnt even on there! List loses all credibility.

This times a million. If Rachel zaine worked with me, I'd be dumping my girlfriend.

 
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I honestly think that this list may have been compiled by my 14-year-old sister and a random gay dude.

Sounds about right

Also you sister is the age that my future wife currently should be. I'll hit you up in about a decade

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I honestly think that this list may have been compiled by my 14-year-old sister and a random gay dude.

My first thought was they complied this list at the Teen Choice Awards.

This list is all scrambled up. I realize that everyone has different things they like, but this list reflects popularity more than it does hotness, especially in the top 10.

Meghan Markle should be somewhere on this list.

And in what world is this...

...hotter than this...??

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cphbravo96

This list is all scrambled up. I realize that everyone has different things they like, but this list reflects popularity more than it does hotness, especially in the top 10.

Meghan Markle should be somewhere on this list.

And in what world is this...

...hotter than this...??

-Agree -Agree (and top 50, love the girl next door look) -Disagree, in my world. Though you're spot on about popularity, I think Emma Watson is hot (even if she is ranked too high).

PS- every time I think I'm catching up to your banana point count, I'm actually not. Bullshit.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Reworked top 10:

  1. Candice Swanpoel
  2. Meghan Markle
  3. Megan Fox
  4. Mila Kunis
  5. Zoe Saldana
  6. Amber Heard
  7. Jennifer Lawrence
  8. Yvonne Strahovski
  9. Katrina Bowden
  10. Brooklyn Decker

Huh, weird that I prefer brunettes but there's so many blondes in there.

 

My girlfriend asked me about this yesterday.... Wanted to know if I thought Miley should be #1.

My theory is that guys are creepers, and they like to watch girls come of age. Now that she's "legal" they can be all openly creepy, and let out what they've been feeling for a few years. That, coupled with the fact that she seems to be going kind of wild right now, combined with the press/population reaction, is probably why she is #1.

Like, why is Ashley Tisdale even on there? I see hotter girls walking around every day. Same goes for many of them.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

Higher: Mila Kunis, Eisha Cuthbert, Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox, Katrina Bowden, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Mendes, Rachel Bilson.

Lower: Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudges, Taylor Swift, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Sarah Hyland, Kamala Harris, Hoda Kotb, Jessica Chastain.

Biggest snub I can think of: Meghan Markle.

http://daily42.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/meghan-markle-360x550.jpg

 

These lists are a joke. Now they are just compiled in the most ridiculous way to get people like us talking about it and sending links around to get viewers.

I also don't think they take into account just general "hotness". They focus too much on who is currently "hot" in their respective careers and is making a name for themselves.

 

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