Monkeypox is a sexual disease for finance professionals

Okay hear me out. This recent article (https://www.livescience.com/unusual-monkeypox-symptoms-cdc) talks about some unsual symptoms of monkeypox - rashes around genitals and anus.

Idk about you, but to me it sounds like a new type of STI / STD created by some salty non-target hardo (who is probably brilliant but without EQ) that couldn't break into banking and now has created this bio weapon to target finance monkeys. 

 

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