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FlySoHighlol I remember that thread, what is he doing now?

Capital One, I think? I remember we were joking that his interview fell around the time we were supposed to default on the debt.

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Hahaha!!! That's great! I'm glad he finally got something after such a frustrating process. Success story indeed. Now we can all mess with him at the next happy hour! :)

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Hahaha! That's awesome. Congrats to him wherever he is.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

1) This needs to be under Success Stories 2) Congrats monkey! 3) Why the fuck didn't you let him post his own success story, ass jockey

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Let the shit storm commence! Congrats monkey.

And D M, I'm worried about you bro, you like using fuck and ass in a single sentence way too much.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
JorgéLet the shit storm commence! Congrats monkey.

And D M, I'm worried about you bro, you like using fuck and ass in a single sentence way too much.

Hey now, I was just trying to make you feel more comfortable on the thread :D

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