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It´s a really mediocre cocktail, man, dozens of reputable people have arrived at the same conclusion. It only served to paint Bond as nouveau-riche, exactly as he wanted.

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not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone

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Unironically my favorite drink. Love the taste of both jager and red bull plus the jitters

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motley_accrual

Long Island iced tea

Yes - Top shelf liquor Long Island Iced tea....

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A proper Old-Fashioned, with zest, brown sugar and Angostura

And absolutely NO fruit.  If I see an orange slice or a cherry in my old fashioned I'm leaving the bar. 

 

Who cares

As a side note, the only people I've seen order martinis when out are try hards or autists who watch too much TV.

I think dirty martinis are great. Very classy. Olives are good. 

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