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It´s a really mediocre cocktail, man, dozens of reputable people have arrived at the same conclusion. It only served to paint Bond as nouveau-riche, exactly as he wanted.

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not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Unironically my favorite drink. Love the taste of both jager and red bull plus the jitters

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motley_accrual

Long Island iced tea

Yes - Top shelf liquor Long Island Iced tea....

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A proper Old-Fashioned, with zest, brown sugar and Angostura

And absolutely NO fruit.  If I see an orange slice or a cherry in my old fashioned I'm leaving the bar. 

 

Who cares

As a side note, the only people I've seen order martinis when out are try hards or autists who watch too much TV.

I think dirty martinis are great. Very classy. Olives are good. 

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