Hey guys - long time lurker, first time poster. Working at a top BB this coming summer (think GS, MS, BofA) and i'm a huge coffee drinker (black only of course, lol). Was wondering (all those in nyc) what coffee should I be bringing into the office each morning to make the best first impression on the desk? Blue bottle? Starbucks? Homemade? Would love to hear your thoughts. Cheers!
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Must be BofA LOL. Most offices have nice machines (not sure about BofA - I'll reach out to my friend - feel free to PM me).
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Thanks HAHA. Keeping it anon of course. I've heard the same thing LOL
Blue bottle
prestigious girlfriend, prestigious coffee - what more can one ask for?
You should bring a French press and make your own coffee on the desk. Everyone will be impressed by how cool you are.
Are interns given enough desk space for this? Interested. Interning at an EB this summer, come from a semi target (think UNC, UVA, Mich non ross).
You should have enough desk space. If you don't, it is pretty common for MDs to share desk space to help juniors find more space for their French press. It is a rite of passage and a big part of the apprenticeship model in banking.
just say fuck it bring a 10k espresso machine to desk
assert dominance
Black Ivory Coffee
Do it the Italian way and bring your own tiny espresso cup to the office, which you warm up with hot water and swirl like the connoisseur that you are before making your espresso in it.
Nothing will make you look manlier and more sophisticated than standing next to the espresso machine swirling a tiny espresso cup (pointing your pinky ofc). MDs will become subservient to you immediately and top bucket will be yours for eternity.
That pinky better be iced out though. No naked pinkies.
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