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This idea came into your mind, and you were so convinced that it would be a home run that you opened your phone/computer and typed this, read it over, and posted it. What is wrong with you?

 

This idea came into your mind, and you were so convinced that it would be a home run that you opened your phone/computer and typed this, read it over, and posted it. What is wrong with you?

Would be insane if this is OP's alt account.

 

I think the joke is that OP is an inexperienced Analyst who knows nothing about the compensation structure and is joking that his bonus was paid in gift cards.

 

American parents need to learn when to tell their kids they suck.

 

be creative, cant you sell your gta account online or something? figure it out, intern

 

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