My Facebook Catastrophe (Update)
VERY SERIOUS AND URGENT ISSUE: My dear monkeys, I just had the worst moment of my entire online life. I'm the kind of person whose balls might be bigger than anybody can hold, but if there is a hole in the ground now, I want to hide there with my full body covered, especially my already blushed to death face.
I need some serious console now, please.
The story: there are two phases of my facebook using. First phase, I added very limited people from my first school. I didn't have an enjoyable experience there at all and I blamed the students at the college. The limited people I added were mostly my classmates( friendmies), one of them had a love-hate relationship with me.
Second phase, I moved on to a much better school. My world started to shine all in a sudden. Ton of top quality people, awesome parties, student organizations. In short, cool as hell. I started adding more and more school friends from all different classes, frats at this school.
The core part of the story is: I used to write a lot of journal-like notes on facebook after I moved to my new school but before I started adding my new school friends. In this transition, I still had some aggression towards my previous school mates and the school in general, so I used most of my notes as a revenge to show off my rocking new life. The purpose, I have to say: to prove that I'm the one who's got it all, not those losers who didn't know how to appreciate me.
The notes are mostly shameless show-offs, which I only intended to be read by those losers, but seriously and completely not by my new school friends.
The TOPICS of my notes included:
1.A MALE HOTTIE MAP I DREW for MY NEW SCHOOL (The boy-crazy level in that one is astonishingly high)
2. How I EYE FUCKED (flirted) WITH THE PANEL SPEAKERS at MY I-BANKING WORKSHOPS
3. THE STAR TREATMENT I RECEIVED at MIAMI and VEGAS CLUBS
and a lot more pieces I wrote like the ones I wrote on WSO
All crazy shit that I only kept for a short while until I decided to delete them all right before I added my new friends.
Tonight the tragedy happened, I just found that facebook changed its fucking template again. Even worse, I found all my ridiculous self-congrats notes ARE STILL THERE,ON MY MAIN PAGE, VISIBLE TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!
Fuck, I'm pretty sure I deleted everything and double checked again and again like a fucking jerk long time ago. Now they are like some little bitches who cannot wait to jump out in front of people.
Should I call an end to my reputation?
Please tell me, isn't this the worst tragedy you could ever imagine for your facebook life?
UPDATE: After last night's ball and a few drinks, I think I'm half way recovered. Life goes on. I have to deal with some extreme awkwardness like this. Put a brave face on, pretend it never happened. My already thick skin just has to get thicker to survive my awkward life.
Thanks again for all your help. But FB is something you can't trust much. Many online articles about their nonstopping privacy issues.
Hampton season will start soon, I just don't have any time left to overthink this incident. I will continue using FB and post my new life series on it so I can finally get over it.
Haha bro stop being such a boner and chill out
Ok, I just sent some pm's to the monkeys whose opinions I value. If that annoys you, I apologize. But this is some real pain in the ass, I'm not goofing around. It is midnight now, I have to put up my sleep and go back to facebook to clean everything up.
High School is such a serious thing. These problems matter.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/OZgDvuq2mKo
So, you decided to write fake notes on Facebook to impress people you consider to be losers, and now your friends see you for who you really are, and you want to sue Facebook for that?
This has to be a troll post.
Write a song about it and post it on FB.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/RC-e5vs6NeY?rel=0
LifeHedger, what a great name.
Confused. You a dude or a chick?
Also, you're at a Big 10 school, aren't you?
/kill ASAP.
this has to be a joke
People actually read notes on Facebook?
PS- You're an idiot.
so you're going to sue facebook for information that you posted on facebook? also, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to you? must be nice.
This is funny because....
My wife likes Gossip Girl. She's watching it right now, therefore I'm on WSO. WSO just turned into Gossip Girl.
Time for bed I suppose.
I'm also confused as to the gender of the OP. Seemed like a dude, then seemed like a chick. Hopefully OP is a gay dude or a chick. OP: If you're a straight dude, you should read your post and perhaps crawl into aforementioned hole slightly further. Either way, delete Facebook in an expeditious manner.
P.S. You're fucking intellectually remedial.
the fuck did I just read? OP. no judgment, we all have our eccentricities but you're crazy as hell. No need to front to people, the true you is always better.
At this point I guess there is no advice.
You must be Asian
Dude there's no sport in just coming out and saying it. You have to look around at the other socially adept people, smirk, project gravitas, and then quote phrases he laid out like you're driving them home in support.
Phrases like:
"to prove that I'm the one who's got it all, not those losers who didn't know how to appreciate me."
"I'm the kind of person whose balls might be bigger than anybody can hold"
"My world started to shine all in a sudden."
"How I EYE FUCKED (flirted) WITH THE PANEL SPEAKERS at MY I-BANKING WORKSHOPS"
"Now they are like some little bitches who cannot wait to jump out in front of people."
And whoever laughs first loses.
I'm confused. Is this some of that newfangled "trolling" thing people keep talking about?
all aboard the trolley
This guy is truly a 10/10 troll. Bravo, bravo.
Did you SB him ?
Just hide your notes and you'll be fine.
But in all seriousness, I would post the notes here so we can judge. Come on, just a few. You can edit out your name if you want to.
I'm thinking to do it. I want to get some feedback too. I almost have no face now, so i don't need to save any more.
Delete your account. Trust me, no one will care.
Paging psychotic sorority sister for hardcore bitch out...
Thanks all you guys for moral support. I was sleepwalking the whole work day due to not being able to get over it. The more I think of it, the more it creeps me out. I'm emotionally damaged now. I will update tomorrow day so you can judge. I just need to get drunk tonight, seriously. PS. I'm not done with FB yet.
Why the hell even has facebook these days anyways? Myspace is where its at.
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