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What the fuck was that?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

I read all the comments and thought it couldn't be as bad as you guys were saying. I was wrong.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Nice smile, but once it goes beyond that...hide for cover and put on some heavy metal music...

Do what you want not what you can!
 

The chick has a dumb laugh and people are downgrading here? Are you fucking kidding me? She is extremely hot, who fucking cares about her laugh. Unless you are performing stand up comedy or are hung like a midget she should me moaning, not laughing.

That laugh isn't even that bad.

 
ANTThe chick has a dumb laugh and people are downgrading here? Are you fucking kidding me? She is extremely hot, who fucking cares about her laugh. Unless you are performing stand up comedy or are hung like a midget she should me moaning, not laughing.

That laugh isn't even that bad.

Who are you???

That was literally the worst laugh I have ever heard. I thought the video was skipping or something at first. It's a show stopper.

She's is very hot, but there is no way I could deal with that laugh on a regular basis.

 
ANTThe chick has a dumb laugh and people are downgrading here? Are you fucking kidding me? She is extremely hot, who fucking cares about her laugh. Unless you are performing stand up comedy or are hung like a midget she should me moaning, not laughing.

That laugh isn't even that bad.

Lol ANT, sometime it seems you just want to go against the crowd...

I think a date with this girl will make you lose your love of humor or lose your ears..one or the other.... On a more serious note, one can prob get used to it, but it is still very annoying almost like she's doing it on purpose. AHHHH

Do what you want not what you can!
 

Oh wow. She's really hot but I can't deal with that. Agree that I thought the video was skipping. I don't even know how you would be able to get with her. Imagine you're in a bar, trying to pick her up. How the fuck are you not supposed to make a joke or be charming without her unleashing that shit at you?

 
rothymanYou're all crazy. I would marry her in a heartbeat.

You must not be very funny.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

i'm not saying that she isn't gorgeous.... i would be lucky to land a chick half as gorgeous as she is. i'm just saying that i probably couldn't achieve an erection if she was laughing like that....

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Look, if I'm banging one Greek chick it's Arianna Huffington. That goat laugh vs Arianna's sexy accent? No contest. The "hot body" department might be more debatable but I still see their sexiness as a wash. Plus she's more educated on current events and can carry a conversation with you about foreign policy and economics, as opposed to just celeb gossip.

 
swagonLook, if I'm banging one Greek chick it's Arianna Huffington.

if i'm banging a greek chick it's john stamos.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

She can't laugh with a dick in her mouth. What's the problem?

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