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I plan on renting a model for new year's eve, getting wasted and then wearing her out to til the next day.

Then I plan on plowing my gf the rest of the week to make up for not spending new year's eve with her since I was "working" or so she thinks.

The job has its perks.

We're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?

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Marcus_HalberstramI left work at 11 a few nights ago, banged an asian escort, and woke my girlfriend up when I got home for some non-escort ass so I could feel good about myself before I went to sleep.

And by "banged an Asian escort" you mean, "got a tug-job from some Thai tranny in a back alley massage parlor", right?

 

Anyone have any insight into a place by the name of Le Royale? Got dragged into this and I'm really not into the club/lounge scene.

 

South Beach!!! $200 a head for a private poolside cabana/table/bottles with a bunch of my friends. That's with connections though, a lot of my friends are plugged in with the promotion game.

 

Buenos Aires... the U.S. is beat and doesnt know how to party all night long. Flight is $$$$$ but cheap as hell once you get there.

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I'm heading to Vegas for the first time to have some fun before I start my new job on Jan 5th. Besides Tryst what are some other cool clubs that would be sick for NYE? Also I'm just graduating so I'm not looking to spend a ton so if you could keep that in mind when you give suggestions that would be great! thanks_Peace

 

I'll be at a friends appartment with a couple of guys from high school and college. Catching up, drinking, trading stories and make new plans to see each other more often the next year (never happens. haha.) We'll probably end up being around 30-40 guys and girls celebrating the new year. Much better than standing outside, in a crowd, freezing at Times Square.

Cheers guys. Hope you all are slaying dragons ( Ugly women that are a 2 @ 10pm, but a 10 @ 2am) and vow never to drink again.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 
Brady4MVPI might stay home if I can't find a decent party to go to. I hate the notion of spending money to go an overly crowded bar.

Brady I know you can afford to fly to NYC and hang out with Short..he is throwing a party

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Working remotely again most likely. It feels great to take a week off from work but still work the majority of the day, everyday during that time (including until 1:30am on Christmas).

Next "vacation" I'm going to Greenland (there's no bb service there right?)

/bitter Grandpa

 
Brady4MVPJust got back from the party. What a colossal disappointment.

God damm, I can't wait for b-school.

Playboy parties suck man, the only good ones at at the mansion. Promoters just pay for the playboy name.

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I always use the December holidays as my big annual travel. This year I went clubbing in Latin America for New Years Eve. Was a ton of fun, though they don't celebrate the whole "midnight" thing quite like the USA does.

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