new-york-investment-banker-sends-1615-word-email-re-you-leading-him-on-during-your-date-together

http://www.observer.com/2011/12/new-york-investme…

If the JP Morgan stalker weren't enough, we have an family investment manager who was rejected by a girl crying in a 1600 word email. The letter is long but completely worth reading

Enjoy

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Hahaha! Dude, that was one of the most pathetic letters I've ever read. Wish we had more stuff like this on WSO.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Not my cup of tea. Do you think she will ever see this post?

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