nofap vs 'those are rookie numbers'

this might sound like a shitpost but its not; what do you think is more effective in dealing with the pressures of finance; holding in semen and staying laser focused (as per the NoFapstronauts) or releasing the stress on the daily to get the blood pumping

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NoFap is a pseudoscientific cult.  Very popular among the redpill/incel/pickup artists types who congregate on this site for some reason, they think it will make them get laid more.  Steer clear.

 
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NoFap is a pseudoscientific cult.  Very popular among the redpill/incel/pickup artists types who congregate on this site for some reason, they think it will make them get laid more.  Steer clear.

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While NoFap itself gets taken to a weird extreme, the premise of not jerking off all the time producing good results is absolutely true and tested. Especially when you take into account how addicted people are to porn these days. Check you Your Brain on Porn, it gives a solid overview of the actual science in how it messes up the reward system of your brain which can effect a ton of aspects of your day-to-day. 

 

It’s probably a mental placebo, but I always feel better, more social, have more energy energy if I do not do the deed. Have felt that way ever since I got over the middle school wank-fest stage. Just not a fan of it

 

NoFap just not flood you brain with relaxing hormones lmao. You guys acting like it is like NZT-48 from limitless. The relaxing hormones is like when you get high it makes you relaxed sleepy and in the flight instead of fight mood. Like try having more sex with a partner and you will notice it the same lol. The thing also goes with natural ejaculation. When you masturbate you are ejaculating without activity that increase your sex hormones/testosterone. Therefore after masturbating and ejaculating, most males nowadays are proven to be very T deprived compared to men back then. Therefore masturbating is like sugar crash. You feel like shit after it. Sex also, it floods your brains with relaxing chemicals but at least you got a workout. Athletes steer clear of sex before their big day.

 

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