Petition to limit monkeyshit

I put this discussion in the IBD forum that many people hated and I got SIX monkeyshits thrown at me. That is absurd. I think you should be limited to 2 monkeyshits per post. Post your username below to be part of the petition.

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Time to make a new account. Lol.

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General DisarraySomeone needs to make a thread titled, "Petition to limit silver bananas" and see how many SBs they can rack up.
I saw someone ask for bananas before....ended up covered in shit.
 

Hahahhahahahahah was the 30th, brother.

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