Petition to Start a Daily T30 vs Drumpfy Thread?

Don't care what they argue about, maybe we can have a random drawing of a new subject each day? Maybe we can have a vote each time and see who wins that day and keep a running tally? Idk I'm just really bored at work rn.

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T30Graduate origin story:

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This is actually funny. Drumpfy thinks my origin story is the same as the little skinhead brother in American History X but instead of getting killed in the bathroom I save Drumpfy from his forced high school prostitution in the beej service of MS-13 trainees skipping ESL. I then study hard, with a shaved head and compromising fascist tats I have to hide in Contracts!, didn’t give up my Venice Beach Basketball Gang who dunk hoops on black pick up teams, and somehow wind up in Big Law!

 
Drumpfy

This has like 4K views.  Do you these people or something?

Do. YoU tHeSe peOple or sOmethinG?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Drumpfy

This has like 4K views.  Do you know these people or something?

Who do you associate with that you think we’d know some whore who brings along a street bum to harass her child?  What world do you live in?

 

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