Please, do whatever the f* you want

Not a day goes by without another thread asking about something absolutely trivial like "How many cups of water should I drink in the office" or "How do I spend $1000". Do yourself a favor and don't ask people for shit you can figure out on your own. Show some respect to your own thinking process. Not everything needs to be answered on the internet. Do you ask for help when going to the bathroom too?

 

You should be planking, you slacker - do you even lift?

 

How many times a day should I poop?

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

What should be the ideal response when someone says wassup?

 

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