Please, do whatever the f* you want

Not a day goes by without another thread asking about something absolutely trivial like "How many cups of water should I drink in the office" or "How do I spend $1000". Do yourself a favor and don't ask people for shit you can figure out on your own. Show some respect to your own thinking process. Not everything needs to be answered on the internet. Do you ask for help when going to the bathroom too?

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