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adapt or dieIf you want high comedy from the ibankingoasis days, check out posts and threads with ApsiringMonkey... this guy was a legendary internet clown, ask anyone whose been on this site that long and they will agree.
absolutely. i remember his first name, but can't quite remember his last (on the tip of my tongue). he's gotta be done with college now, i seriously wonder what he is doing.
 
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adapt or dieIf you want high comedy from the ibankingoasis days, check out posts and threads with ApsiringMonkey... this guy was a legendary internet clown, ask anyone whose been on this site that long and they will agree.
absolutely. i remember his first name, but can't quite remember his last (on the tip of my tongue). he's gotta be done with college now, i seriously wonder what he is doing.

Yeah, I'm guessing he's in his mid to late 20s now. Someone on here looked him up like a year ago and he never did break into banking which is sorta funny/sad because this kid was more IBD or bust than anyone I've ever seen on this site. You could tell based on his insane posts though that he wasn't going anywhere fast.

 

I found this one thread a while ago.. it was some guy who typed like he didn't know English very well and was asking for advice on how to ask out this girl he saw from his car or something.

After looking through 10 pages of the most commented threads I couldn't find it. Oh well

 
burnt tangerineI found this one thread a while ago.. it was some guy who typed like he didn't know English very well and was asking for advice on how to ask out this girl he saw from his car or something.

After looking through 10 pages of the most commented threads I couldn't find it. Oh well

You speak of the legendary blumie.

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/hot-car-but-no-hot-girl-help

Other blumie classics include: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/18542/track

Truly some of the greatest posts in WSO history.

 

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