What happened to Blastoise?

Hi again everyone,

So was reading the archives of WSO, hoping to get a better understanding of what the culture here is like, what the history of the website was, who gives the best advice... etc etc, and I noticed that there used to be a guy around here called blastoise who seemed to be a pretty big player on this website.

Thing is though, I can't seem to find anything on his profile. I have come across a few posts which seem to lament his departure. Did he leave? Was there some sort of altercation? Did he get banned?

Anyway, I really enjoy this website and it's content. Wanting to fit in more, I was hoping to learn more about our history.

Anyone want to fill me in?

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also, from what i can understand, there seem to have actually been two blastoises both seemed like trolls of some sort, but one of the accounts is still active

I'm not concerned with the very poor -Mitt Romney
 
Mitt Romney SirTradesaLot:

He lost an epic battle.

do you care to elaborate

I'm not a Pokemon expert, but according to failedprayer:
FailedPrayer

Sadly, Pikachu's Thundershock took him out of WSO.

 
SirTradesaLot Mitt Romney: SirTradesaLot:

He lost an epic battle.

do you care to elaborate

I'm not a Pokemon expert, but according to failedprayer:

FailedPrayer:

Sadly, Pikachu's Thundershock took him out of WSO.

it's like people actively avoid the question did some serious shit go down?

I'm not concerned with the very poor -Mitt Romney
 
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Mitt Romney SirTradesaLot: Mitt Romney: SirTradesaLot:

He lost an epic battle.

do you care to elaborate

I'm not a Pokemon expert, but according to failedprayer:

FailedPrayer:

Sadly, Pikachu's Thundershock took him out of WSO.

it's like people actively avoid the question
did some serious shit go down?

It's because nobody knows and few care.
 
FailedPrayer

If I recall correctly, blastoise was one of the best trolls on here.

Sadly, Pikachu's Thundershock took him out of WSO.

in wut world does thundershock beat a fully evolved blastoise? unless it's Ash's pikachu, u need at least thunderbolt or thunder to 1-hit ko (if u dun have a focus sash)

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
peyo212

Could have used Charge beforehand

crit w/ super effectiveo nly 4x damage i think - thundershock base of 40x 4 = 160...hmm dun think so since pikachu special attack raichu

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 
Going Concern D M:

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

Is mudkipz an alternate account for blastoise?

no im an independent person blastoise's legacy will always live on in the annuls of WSO lore - the one who pokemon who ruled them all

in all seriousness don't ruin blastoise's legacy I'm not nearly as funny or witty

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 
Going Concern D M:

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

Is mudkipz an alternate account for blastoise?

I don't think so, he tries to hard (sorry mudkipz, you're still funny)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M Going Concern: D M:

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

Is mudkipz an alternate account for blastoise?

I don't think so, he tries to hard (sorry mudkipz, you're still funny)

no prob i do try too hard :( any tips for me (not that kind of tip btw)

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 
mudkipz D M:
Going Concern:
D M:

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

Is mudkipz an alternate account for blastoise?

I don't think so, he tries to hard (sorry mudkipz, you're still funny)

no prob i do try too hard :( any tips for me (not that kind of tip btw)

Train hard, hit level 16, then subsequently hit level 36.

 

He is interning at a BB now and was WSO's first intern. He got banned for breaking the rules too many times.

He's fine. I talked to him this morning.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
D M

He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.

RIP blast

should have used RAGE so that his attack level would have gotten stronger after each reprimand

 

ufo insider i suggest you delete this post immediately. the rabbit hole goes quite deep and you might not like what you find.

 

I'm of the impression that they are separate users. I think bIastoise (the one with a capital i and an actual picture the Pokémon Blastoise) was originally created to smear the reputation of blastoise (the one correctly spelled with a lowercase L and a troll face avatar). Ironically, bIastoise hasn't been remotely as funny as the original blastoise and has converted from being a troll into a pretty decent contributor that asks good questions. Old school blastoise is still just doing his thang.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau RichieI'm of the impression that they are separate users. I think bIastoise (the one with a capital i and an actual picture the Pokémon Blastoise) was originally created to smear the reputation of blastoise (the one correctly spelled with a lowercase L and a troll face avatar). Ironically, bIastoise hasn't been remotely as funny as the original blastoise and has converted from being a troll into a pretty decent contributor that asks good questions. Old school blastoise is still just doing his thang.
Classic
I Got a dollar and a dream...
 
Nouveau RichieI'm of the impression that they are separate users. I think bIastoise (the one with a capital i and an actual picture the Pokémon Blastoise) was originally created to smear the reputation of blastoise (the one correctly spelled with a lowercase L and a troll face avatar). Ironically, bIastoise hasn't been remotely as funny as the original blastoise and has converted from being a troll into a pretty decent contributor that asks good questions. Old school blastoise is still just doing his thang.

i'll leave it to interpretation, sort of like how religious scholars debate over whether St. John the Apostle and St. John in Revelations were the same person in the Bible

 

effectively the same

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 
MagicKarpI honestly was expecting a pokemon battle

That is still possible, I call charazard.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
MagicKarpI honestly was expecting a pokemon battle

Me too... words cannot describe how disappointed I am.

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Wait, wait, wait... I know a different mod deleted the thread where I put venusaur on trial, but I was under the impression that I had blocked venusaur for good. Pretty sure Anthony also did an IP ban. Please indicate the recent sightings of venusaur and I'll get to the bottom of this.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

I'll second this. I'm going to start deleting your posts when you barf all over a legitimate topic guys. Consider this your warning.

- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

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