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my falling-asleep-being-not-very-productive-tonight intern refuses to drink more than 3 cups of coffee citing "he wants to live longer past age 90" despite the fact that we need to get this trading strategy backtested before 5am tomorrow.
if you, the reader, is like him, i'd like to formally extend an offer for a sex change and for me to fuck you in the ass and then pretend that didn't just happen.
shit away.
is this in S&T or IBD?
this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing
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I have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.
By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?
yup, technical based. and i think the BOJ finally woke the fuck up and followed the swiss into intervention although a little too late!
Totally agree and it did remind me of the 'potential' SNB speculative intervention that unfolded in September as well.
If I may ask, what platform do you use to backest your technical strategies? I'm not willing to churn out cash on tradestation or any non-open source 3rd party software for that matter, hence I'm using Excel and Java to test some trend following strategies on FX and futures however data handling is a pain and having to code basic technical indicator modules is quite time consuming.
do bankers fucking trade? no
offer some cocaine...
Fuck I drink 3 cups of coffee everyday and I'm gonna outlive that pussy
Tell him that more than 4 cups a day has been shown to reduce risk of prostate cancer. But it sounds like he doesn't have a prostate...
Tell him that advances in medical technology are always made available to the rich first, then threaten to fire him if he doesn't hurry the fuck up.
give me his job plz
tell him you'd like him to meet your cock
tell him he wont be able to afford 3 cups of coffee when he gets fukn fired in this economy.
Show him the facts - you'd have to drink over 200 cups of coffee to die from an overdose.
Also SBUX double shots is where its at.
Offer him some water or juice instead, drop 2 caffeine pills in there. That will teach the kid a lesson.
Oh yah and make sure the kid has wiped his ass in the last couple hours!
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