pussy

my falling-asleep-being-not-very-productive-tonight intern refuses to drink more than 3 cups of coffee citing "he wants to live longer past age 90" despite the fact that we need to get this trading strategy backtested before 5am tomorrow.

if you, the reader, is like him, i'd like to formally extend an offer for a sex change and for me to fuck you in the ass and then pretend that didn't just happen.

shit away.

 

I have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.

lookatmycock:
drstrangelove:
is this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

 
Macro Arbitrage:
I have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.
lookatmycock:
drstrangelove:
is this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

yup, technical based. and i think the BOJ finally woke the fuck up and followed the swiss into intervention although a little too late!

 
Best Response
lookatmycock:
Macro Arbitrage:
I have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.
lookatmycock:
drstrangelove:
is this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

yup, technical based. and i think the BOJ finally woke the fuck up and followed the swiss into intervention although a little too late!

Totally agree and it did remind me of the 'potential' SNB speculative intervention that unfolded in September as well.

If I may ask, what platform do you use to backest your technical strategies? I'm not willing to churn out cash on tradestation or any non-open source 3rd party software for that matter, hence I'm using Excel and Java to test some trend following strategies on FX and futures however data handling is a pain and having to code basic technical indicator modules is quite time consuming.

 

Fuck I drink 3 cups of coffee everyday and I'm gonna outlive that pussy

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

Tell him that advances in medical technology are always made available to the rich first, then threaten to fire him if he doesn't hurry the fuck up.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Aut eaque molestiae voluptatibus consequatur. Est unde eum nesciunt non quia modi optio. Deleniti consequatur occaecati consequatur adipisci.

Voluptatum tenetur corrupti totam explicabo reiciendis eos. Molestiae iure facilis numquam velit recusandae aliquid. Ipsum tempore impedit fuga repellendus ad.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners New 98.9%
  • Lazard Freres 01 98.3%
  • Harris Williams & Co. 24 97.7%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.9%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 97.7%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners New 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.9%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners 18 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.7%
  • Moelis & Company 06 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (21) $373
  • Associates (91) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (68) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (148) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
10
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”