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my falling-asleep-being-not-very-productive-tonight intern refuses to drink more than 3 cups of coffee citing "he wants to live longer past age 90" despite the fact that we need to get this trading strategy backtested before 5am tomorrow.

if you, the reader, is like him, i'd like to formally extend an offer for a sex change and for me to fuck you in the ass and then pretend that didn't just happen.

shit away.

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I have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.

lookatmycock
drstrangeloveis this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

 
Macro ArbitrageI have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.
lookatmycock
drstrangeloveis this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

yup, technical based. and i think the BOJ finally woke the fuck up and followed the swiss into intervention although a little too late!

 
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lookatmycock
Macro ArbitrageI have about 2 cups of coffee daily and about 2-4 cans of red bull a week.
lookatmycock
drstrangeloveis this in S&T or IBD?

this is in the trading dept of a hedge fund. we trade foreign currency so it's a 24/7 thing

By backtesting, are you implying technical based strategies? Also, what do you think of the decimation that's taking place in the Yen as I'm posting this?

yup, technical based. and i think the BOJ finally woke the fuck up and followed the swiss into intervention although a little too late!

Totally agree and it did remind me of the 'potential' SNB speculative intervention that unfolded in September as well.

If I may ask, what platform do you use to backest your technical strategies? I'm not willing to churn out cash on tradestation or any non-open source 3rd party software for that matter, hence I'm using Excel and Java to test some trend following strategies on FX and futures however data handling is a pain and having to code basic technical indicator modules is quite time consuming.

 

Fuck I drink 3 cups of coffee everyday and I'm gonna outlive that pussy

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

Tell him that advances in medical technology are always made available to the rich first, then threaten to fire him if he doesn't hurry the fuck up.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

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