Riddle me this...

Salutations WSO community... riddle me this... why are semi-targets not labeled as Costco kids and non-targets as Walmart kids? 


Something that you miscreants can reflect upon...
In a puzzle's guise, this question lies,
Why do semi-targets escape Costco's ties?
And non-targets, too, evade Walmart's name,
Tell me, what's the difference, what's the game?

 

Which one are you OP?

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