ritalin + alcohol

just thought it would be nice to share some KNOWLEDGE here. ritalin and alcohol is the greatest underrated party combo i've ever experienced. fuck mdma, any other stims.  On a molecular level, ritalin combined with our beloved alcohol forms a whole new MONSTER that will make you feel like a Blackstone principal immediately. Get a prescription now!

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if you are willing to risk everything, at least replace ritalin with adderall. also in two years you will lose all your drug-induced confidence and will not only return to baseline levels, but eventually face new levels of deep insecurity that your biological self has never experienced before.

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Damn that's deep... sounds like you're speaking from experience too

 

I'm going to be a bit of a Debbie Downer here. I took ritalin from age 6 to 14. I might not have been the coolest kid to begin with, but it absolutely f---ed up my social life.  It's definitely a study aid, but is not something I'd recommend on a recreational basis.  I wouldn't really suggest Adderall either.  Neither are really all that fun with alcohol or without.  There are other items I experimented with in my younger days that were probably riskier, but more fun.  Be responsible guys. (or at least responsibly irresponsible)

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