Underwhelming.

I'm presuming I'm not the only one in this boat, but I wasn't able to partake even if I had wanted to because I have a drug test for SA coming up fairly soon.

Who else is with me?

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

So easy to flush your system for SA drug tests. Just saying, of course I didn't take part in any 4/20 festivities ;)

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happypantsmcgee:
Look up the video of UC Boulder on 4/20. I have never seen anything like it.

Yea that was different, I liked how the cops just kind of stood there keeping the peace. They didnt even arrest that crazy ass kid who climbed up to the top of that tree.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Are you kidding? Boulder was nothing Cap Hill in Denver was where the party was at. Not that I was there or would ever go to such a horrendous showing.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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