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Step 1: stop being a square and get back to adjusting the font on the slides

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

TopBucketAverageJoe

Didn't see this. Shut the fuck up you're not clever

Took you 3+ months to catch the first comment on your submission? Bottom bucket confirmed. 

Grow up and quit being a whiny bitch of an intern who's scared of plant smell. Get over your fears and touch grass ya fuckin dork.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

TopBucketAverageJoe

Didn't see this. Shut the fuck up you're not clever

He's the clevererest around. I'm sorry you can't grasp his level of cleverness.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Don't move to NYC - the streets are paved with the dreams of many and the weed of many.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

nutmegger189

Ask him if he wants to go half on an ounce

Correct.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

vithanvidai

an ounce is like $100. Who needs to halfsie that lol. Just make some cannabutter

An ounce isn’t $100 prove it 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

vithanvidai

an ounce is like $100. Who needs to halfsie that lol. Just make some cannabutter

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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