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I mean, it was a ~35% hit to my net worth at the time. it wasn’t casual I felt shitty about it for like a month but I sort of learned then I have a bit of a problem mentality where the numbers on the screen going up and down just don’t affect me emotionally as much even though they’re real dollars because it’s not like I was going to use it. its a fucked up mentality I know and probably because no one ever really taught me the value of a dollar (not trying to blame others). It’s just hard for me to visualize that I essentially pissed away what is probably a $20k-$30k annual income stream in retirement in 40 years.

 

Dude, just google XIV. You'll get more stories than you can handle. The ETF community has f***ing turned "Getting XIVed" into a verb.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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People are psychotic behaving in this way to get XIV

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
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People are psychotic behaving in this way to get XIV

Not sure what you mean there. XIV was 1x short short term VIX futures. Essentially you're selling hurricane insurance. It's a great deal 99% of the time, but when the big one hits, you get wiped out. Futures trading ends later than the market close, and there was a big-time vol spike on roll day. XIV had to roll anyway, and investors lost ~97% in one day. A lot of investors were stupid retail people not realizing this, even though it was right in the prospectus. The fund closed shortly afterwards. It was meant as a trading vehicle, but retail was drawn in by the siren song of apparently risk-free returns. They got shocked when they realized that everything had been shunted to tail risk.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.

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