Tell me she aint HOT and I will kill you
This prob one of my worst posts but i had to.....if you don't think she's hot I don't know who is?
This prob one of my worst posts but i had to.....if you don't think she's hot I don't know who is?
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ewww gross bro she nasty
weird face nice bod
I agree with this yellow squirrel.
elbows to pointy
Wow someone sucks with photoshop.
Not gonna lie, she's hot but what's with the white trash jewelry. A gold plated pendant with a name? Seriously? She's hot but that don't make her great.
Why does she have her top off on the beach. Obviously starved for attention.
2 / 10 would not bang
Get back at us when you have a pic of her with no photoshop effects and no make up.
mehh
We dated but I ended that shit. Not up to my standards.
Pretty girl with a great body. Prob would look better without the photoshop. Her face looks plastic.
Did you meet this girl and did she show you her modeling book?
GOD DAMN. GOD DAMNNN. You just got me started. Damn it. This was supposed to be the night I caught up on some sleep. Shit.
Haha I know most of you guys are joking, but seriously, others are trying too hard to criticize her. It's not her choice what kind of jewelry she wants to wear. If you have a problem with the photoshop, go watch some of her videos. Kate Upton is sooooooooo fine.
Another great: Brooklyn Decker. Andy Roddick is one lucky man.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=brooklyn+decker
Mark Sanchez getting some touches
Her stomach is definitely photoshopped. Hate to say it, but for a girl with as large .. a personality .. as hers, she has the commensurate body fat in the belly region. Look at the clip of her in the trailer for the new Three Stooges film getting out of the pool, her belly is actually somewhat round. Massive breasts though.
Hot body, but has a weird face. Classic butterface. Brooklyn Decker is a thousand times better, and actually has a pretty face.
EDIT: Just checked out a vid. Massively Photoshopped OP. Upon further inspection, very average looking girl. Has the makings of a future fat chick. I see hotter women when I'm taking my morning walk.
I usually don't pick up chicks at the wax museum, but I guess different strokes for different folks.
haha
I'd rather masturbate
She's not really that hot. I mean I'd fuck her, but she's definitely not hot enough to deserve this thread. Her face looks kind of weird in the pic. Also her boobs are too big. Yea, I really said that. Not all guys are into huge breasts.
IMO Abigail Halliday is pretty much perfect (just found out about her 30 mins ago. b/c of this thread I've spent the last hour browsing through pics of random models online) http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qo9ejZL81qcy10ho1_500.jpg
and this is the perfect body (in my eyes): http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg
EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body: http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg
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and this is the perfect body (in my eyes): http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz88e2J4bu1r5sz2oo1_500.jpg
EDIT: wait no, this is the perfect body: http://mofoyo.com/files/images/715.jpg[/quote]
I like the body of the first one better. The second one has really weird cleavage. Like a female body builder...
http://i.imgur.com/MEZgL.jpg http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02… http://photos.commongate.com/10/21242_2az8peu1d0_l.jpg
I don't get the immense Kate upton love. She's certainly hot but her face is just ok and her midsection is oddly proportioned to the rest of her. I think of her and I think "skinny fat". She has no tone whatsoever. I'm not saying she's not hot, but there are tons of women hotter. I would much prefer these two women (and women with their body types):
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02… http://freeuniqueimages.com/country/usa/kelly-monaco/kelly-monaco-2.jpg
2/10 ???????
HUH?!!!
This is what's depressing me...no more WSO for a while. Damn. There's more honest discussion on suits + clothing, are you guys......oh. OH. OHHHHH!!!!!! I get it.
Of course I wouldn't turn her down. That doesn't mean I was wrong to write that she has no tone in her midsection when she's not photoshopped or that her face is not nearly as hot as other models. She's hot. But she doesn't deserve the amount of love she gets.
For example, when she calls me (and it's going to be any day now), I'll arrive with the ring: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8RIgn-3h3Nc/TldKnoKfzbI/AAAAAAAAAp4/ur5mc3WWs…
Your turn
http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.g…
For all you Kate Upton lovers, you will love that gif.
Yes!
After watching that gif, I take back my previous statement. I think the OP picked a pretty unflattering picture of her. But still, I don't think she deserves her own thread.
Make up should be banned.
It's pretty ridiculous how hot she is in http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/nicky-whelan-ballet-bar-shoot-02…
This is the kind of woman I typically go for. Unfortunately, they are pretty hard to find in the United States of Fat Chicks. A solid 8/10 if I ever saw one.
haha yesss
I actually like the weird face in this pic...but that's cause i'm not too fond of typical HOT
She's got nice tits but she doesn't have any curves
It's pretty ridiculous that we would criticize any of these women. They're all definitely chicks I would tell my bros about. We're here to have a good time, and if we find the right woman, make some babies. Chill the fuck out with the criticism bros, seriously.
Thank you for the sanity check.
I'd hit it.
Meh, she'll do.
Sorry I already had pancakes for breakfast
Hot, but B Decker smokes her
Kate Upton is hot for sure, but she's more of a "hottest sorority girl on campus" type of hot than a true beauty. She's doesn't really have the exotic beauty like Candice Swanpoel:
And she's not the classy/sophisticated beauty like Kate Beckinsale (both of these chicks are my dream women btw):
Upton is still really hot and way out of my league, but I think the ladies I mentioned above are much better since they're more unique looking
Candice is such a stunner.
I am not saying she is hot, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...
Hot, but Marisa Miller and Brooklyn Decker are hotter SI models.
The guys micro-criticizing Miss Upton must not know what real women feel like. The internet has ruined us all.
moor linkz
Jesus Christ, guys. Some of you sound like you're hard up for some action.
Come to Asia sometime. White guys with good jobs? You'll be swimming in ass. Hot pieces of ass, too. Unless you hate Asian girls, in which case you be SOL.
But who the fuck hates Asian girls?
I'll second the motion. There are some Asians that I find good looking...but mostly I don't. The ones that I do find attractive tend to be very Americanized in personality and looks...so basically they have round eyes, lol.
Sorry, that was a dickish thing to say.
Regards
This. Shows over, pack it up boys.
/thread
It's not even that. I just haven't yet found a single one I considered attractive. I must be permanently and irrevocably inoculated against yellow fever.
I visited Japan during undergrad and made out with several girls... that's how far I got :( . Probably a good thing because these girls tend to make disturbing sounds in "adult" films.
Anyways, there are certainly some gorgeous ones. It may sound weird but I find Japanese girls a lot more attractive than Chinese girls. I can usually easily tell the difference too. South Korean girls can also be attractive (they more resemble Japanese girls).
For some reason I am repulsed by East Asia girls from countries such as Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, etc.
The benefit of Asian girls is that they are loyal as hell and are skinny... great legs if somewhat tall. They age too quickly though.
The giel is HOT and Beautiful 10.5 out of 10 lool serious
Haha, nope.
Misa Campo is THE hottest asian chick alive...
+1,000,000,000,000,000
Not really my type - I'm not really into Southeast Asian girls. I can see where you're coming from, though, so... Again, pay Asia a visit. There are quite a lot of Pinoys who look like her,
you dumb fucks are crazy to be hating on kate upton. I agree the OP's pic was not the best photoshop job on her, but she looks pretty fucking hot in all the clips. She seems like she would be real fun. Anyone here would not hesitate to bang it out. fact.
The gif was good stuff
Kate Upton lulz:
^ Sweet baby jesus
I still think kate upton is overrated. Hot, but extremely overrated. Does not deserve the god-like pedestal she gets. Not in the same league as Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr but then again, who is?
definetly overrated. I seen girls in Montreal 50x prettier and sexier.
I see that you've been influenced by Hipster aka Heister.
Shut up your comment is overrated.
Abdel prefers girls in burkas
The zenith is a goat with a burka. That would be my dream wife.
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