Thanksgiving note for everyone

Hey there Pauls, Van Pattens, Jeans, Timothys and Bryces. Here is my birthday invitation. It’s at Dorsia today. And yes having a birthday near to Thanksgiving is prestige. Other than that, to my humble self - I’d like to express my gratitude and thankfulness to everyone on this platform. And everyone I interacted with. Realising that time passes by so quick, most of you here are probably grinding away your 20s (25% of an average lifetime of 75) into your 40s (50% of the average lifetime). I hope that you and yours find time to slow down and I wish you guys have a warm and happy thanksgiving together. I love you all. And it would mean a lot to receive a birthday blessing from you guys.

Love,

(fake) Patrick Bateman

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